• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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      11 days ago

      Here’s a good marketing idea that some wine makers could do:

      Come out with a champagne (sparkling white wine) called “WHEN HE DIES.” On the label, express that it should be purchased and held onto to pop the cork at the moment you hear the good news that “he” has died. Don’t say who. But make the label spray-tan orange.