I’m just throwing this out there, but my cats are looking for a flatmate. They enjoy free room and board (orijen original cat, bozita wet food, sleep anywhere in the flat). All you need to do is be cute and jump up on the sofa for head scratches.

If it’s anything like my kitten meow used to be, turn it into a whistle note. I only found out after I lost my voice that the technique for the meow and achieving a whistle note is very similar.

You mean passed out while doomscrolling?

If you genuinely want to shut republicans up about trans issues I’m pretty sure countering with “why are you so fixated on transgender people? Are you a chaser or something?” Would go a long way.

Oh, to bedrot in your arms <3

Do you want it to be? 😏

Here’s a thought. Maybe prison guards can do what they’re paid to do and prevent inmates from assaulting each other.

I would wear you like a glove puppet, if we were ever in the same room.