God loves the smell of burning flesh, (with meat sacrifices throughout Bible) and while you are in Heaven, you can see Hell and talk to the damned and watch them suffer… and smell them, too.

So, to make a long story short, people were created to be God’s eternal incense, and Hell is the incense burner.

He could have just made incense too, of course. But He did this instead. Because He’s a dick

Pay for play is what made Trump the President possible, see Super PACs and Citizens United for more details.

PACs financed by, well, any country or organization or person, really, can funnel millions directly to their chosen candidate (or their favorite shell company, and so on).

They call it “donations”, because fuck you.

Remember, we’re only told about the up-front “donations” that they openly claim for publicity. It’s a lot more than that.