Why are Bush and Obama not on the Iran list?

Also, Bush in Venezuela.

I’m sure there are others they missed.

“He’ll run it like his businesses.”

Boeing and Raytheon are businesses.

“He’ll be the president of peace.”

Peace of Shit

Iran’s surviving government has confirmed it

Start broadcasting in Hebrew, I guess?

Hey, how rich is that 21 year old’s parents?

Hey! I said how rich are your parents?!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gusano

It’s difficult to explain why Vladimir Putin wants Trump to bomb Iran or invade Mexico or crush the Venezuelan/Cuban governments once and for all.

But it’s comparatively easy to explain why Marco Rubio would.

80s fashion model v 90s fashion model

Zero Personal Scandals

:-|

Literally a book about them.

Zero Blackmail Material

:-/

Now that they’ve cleaned that shit up.

Zero Handlers

:-|

8-|

Zero Financial Incentive

The guy with $50M in his personal fortune and a family net worth of over $400M?

Shut the fuck up.

“My girlfriend is also my best friend” is a thing you see often in healthy relationships.

Crazy how the pro-ICE guy needed four different adults to rescue him

If that ain’t fascism in a nutshell.

Shame nobody else in school had the guy’s back.