• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    11 days ago

    If this refers to the orange Russian cum rag, then my first action upon hearing of his demise will be to walk into the nearest pub and buy everyone a round.

  • DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    Lol.

    I’ll be in the streets banging on pots and pans and screaming “DING DONG THE PEDO IS DEAD”.

    I’ll take this parade down the street to the one dipshit in my neighborhood still rocking Trump trash in the front yard and just stand on the sidewalk celebrating while laughing and pointing at the house.

    Which reminds me. I need to sign that dipshit’s address up for battered spouse pamphlets.

  • Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca
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    11 days ago

    I have been a musician for decades I am setting up my sound system on my front lawn and I will be throwing a block party to celebrate his death.

  • Bongles@lemmy.zip
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    10 days ago

    Seeing how they’re still doing memorials for Charlie Kirk (and his own wife moved on), it’s gonna be insufferable for awhile, but I’ll still be happy.

  • arcine@jlai.lu
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    11 days ago

    Unless he dies (as he should !) of public execution, not much will have changed.

    • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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      11 days ago

      Here’s a good marketing idea that some wine makers could do:

      Come out with a champagne (sparkling white wine) called “WHEN HE DIES.” On the label, express that it should be purchased and held onto to pop the cork at the moment you hear the good news that “he” has died. Don’t say who. But make the label spray-tan orange.

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    10 days ago

    Their very graves will be despoiled. There won’t be a single rock left unturned, not a single shred of mercy is left.

  • Reygle@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    A man walks past a news stand every day but never buys a paper. When asked, he says he’s looking for an obituary.
    When told that obituaries aren’t on the front page,

    “The one I’m looking for will be.”